Crazy Uncle Lowell

Hi, Lowell Hofmann here, or as my nieces and nephews have called me since 1978, Crazy Uncle Lowell.

First let me establish I am not an internet guru. In fact you’re not gonna find any internet guru’s on our team. And I’m NOT CRAZY! – Well, I accept that we’re all a little bit crazy -, but I’m not dangerous to my self or others kind of crazy. I’m not walking to my neighborhoud in my underware crazy or a tent full of hat crazy. I’m just everbody should keep their word crazy.

Don’t take advantage of people, not even to make yourself rich! Is that crazy?

Do what’s right, because it’s right. How crazy is that?

So why do they call me "Crazy Uncle Lowell"?

Oh, you like this. Over 30 years ago I was teaching one of my nephews that a dollar is a unit of measurement, you know just as an inch is a unit of measurement or a pound is a unit of a measurement, but before I finished the lesson he asked his mother “Why does uncle Lowell say this isn’t a dollar”? She replied, “Oh, that’s just your crazy uncle Lowell”. You’ve got it, in the blink of an eye, all my nices and nephews were calling me crazy uncle Lowell. For years they called me “Crazy Uncle Lowell”.

Well I finally figured out a plan to getting them quit calling me that. So with the next family reunion I gathered them all together and I told the ones that were 18 or older “You know, now that you’re adults it’s a little formal for you to call me uncle Lowell. I would prefer, if instead of uncle Lowell you just call me by my first name”. Wow! That worked. It was successful. They stopped calling me crazy uncle Lowell. But apparently, they think my first name is “Crazy”. But, you know, when they call me “Crazy” they do it with a twinkle in their eye and a smile on their voice so I just accept it as an expression of love. After all, we are all just a little bit crazy.

So if I’m not an internet guru, what am I?

I am just a guy who works a JOB and does networking, just a regular guy building an income so that my youngest daughter gets to become a veterinarian, if she holds the dream. So, maybe you’re curious why I decided to put this website up. For two reasons. But let me back up so they make sense. You see, I got disgusted of all these programs who claimed to be networking but are in fact sales programs. I got fed up with all the programs that cater to “get rich quick” where “you don’t have to do anything, just join our program for $150”, hmmh, or whatever the traffic will bear. I got tired of all the programs with huge promises that never do what they claim they will.

But mostly I got sickened by the programs designed for the owners and the guru’s to get rich while the average guy didn’t stand a chance. And then, after the average guy invested his time and his money, the program folded... yeah, that’s nice. So what I’ll do about it. Well, I quit networking. But I wouldn’t. I couldn’t accept that honest, decent, average people worked to have a reasonable chance to change their present circumstances.

So I started searching for a program designed to be of Jane or Joe a reasonable chance to succeed. It had to be affordable. No monthly auto-ship. In fact, no auto-ship at all. Stability. Very important. You know, most of the things you gonna find, 95% of them will be gone in less than 3 years. Just long enough for you to build a decent downline, maybe. It had to be easy enough to work and simple to work so that even newbies can do it. And of course it had to give Jane and Joe a reasonable chance to succeed. Yep.

Well, there’s five conditions that add up really tough bill to fill. But I kept looking for months, I kept looking. I was almost convinced it didn’t exist. In fact I thought I was up doing it myself. And I didn’t like that option. I mean the drive and the energy required to make that happen, that’s usually found in somebody younger than me. But you know, he’s watching, and he’ll help if you allow it. Just about that time my friend Beth called. Now she had been searching, she told me about a conference call that evening. Now she couldn’t give me many details but she did know that the person could get started for $5 and that it was structured so that they never have to take any more money out of their pocket. Well, that was the first requirement – very affordable. So I attended the call.

Now pay attention. This call was very different. The program was called F5M Millionaires Club. And, there was no slick, well scripted call. It was just regular people. No guru’s, no honey-voice moderators gushing about the founder like he was God. Just regular people. One of the regular people was John Kielec, the founder, who by the way makes his money like everybody else - he works his position in F5M-MC.

I met another regular guy by the name of Lane Scott, who also has a sincere desire to help Jane and Joe. But he went one step further. He offered to pay the $5 entry for anybody that wanted to join the team. Now, I knew he couldn’t do that indefinitely. But I liked that he was willing to put his money where his mouth was. He challenged people to come and see if the program wouldn’t do what we say it will.

But you know, I’ve heard so many claims that turned out to be untrue. But I come this far, so I went ahead and went to the website. And it seemed like I had found the catch. You see, I found 5 different income streams with different matrixes and different structures and then one would pay your way into the next and then would re-enter you into the one you just finished and... it was just too complex to try to explain to somebody considering joining. And I was disappointed. We had been so close to fulfilling my requirements.

Well, I called Lane and I explained my criteria and how it seemed that this program violated “simple to work”. Well, Lane listened patiently and then he said, “Lowell, it is very simple to work the program”. Wow! The light came on for me. You see, although it is very complex and most of us don’t completely understand it until we see how the system takes us from one income stream to the next and one level to the next, the software completely understands it. We simply focus on one simple endeavour: We introduce people into the bronze level, the $5 level, and then help them do the same.

So let’s examine the criteria I had put up:

Number 1) Affordable

The $5 entry. Now Lane has come to the point already that his funds are tied up. But he does guarantee that he’ll give you a $5 back if you don’t feel the program does what we say it will. And if you’re on a crunch, he’ll put up the $5. Or if you have been burnt so many times that you can’t bring yourself to put up even one five dollar bill, he will put up the 5 dollars. We’ve also started using a Pay It Forward program.

Number 2) No Autoship

Although you can do upgrades if you choose, it is never required or necessary to take any more money from your pocket.

Number 3) Simple To Work

How could it be any simpler. We just introduce people to the 5 dollar level, the bronze level, and then help them do the same.

Number 4) Stability

F5M-MC has been paying daily now for over 16 years and has never missed paying. That’s stable.

Number 5) It gives Jane or Joe a reasonable chance to succeed.

So, the first reason I put this website up is to announce that I found the program that I was almost convinced didn’t exist. And the second reason is to make it easier for you to work the simple program. Try this. Just to “hey Jane” or “hey Joe”, if I can show you way to take one $5 dollar bill, at an hour a day, and turn it into $1,000 to $5,000 a month, in 1 to 4 years, would you be willing to check it out?

You know some will, and some won’t. Once they’re willing to check it out just send them to Crazy Uncle Lowell. Now, some of you, maybe most of you, aren’t gonna be comfortable what answering questions after they’re checking it out. And that’s O.K. In the beginning I’ll take it from there. But you know at no time at all you’re gonna relax, you’re gonna realize you’re not selling anything. You’re just networking. No different than let your friend know about the movie you just saw or knock-out sale for a buck and a half somewhere or whatever... just networking.

Alright guys, what are we doing next? Well, the next step is to get your copy of the Millionaires Report. If one of my associates sent you to my site, use the link they gave you. If they didn’t give you one or if got here through my ad, use the link below.

Now, you fill out your first name and your email address and when you click “submit”, it’s gonna send you an email with a link to get the free report. And it’s gonna give you a link to go to my F5M website. Then it’s go ahead and send you to my F5M website but I recommend you just close it out. Get the report first. Listen to the messages by Beth Goodwin and Lane Scott. Then go to the website. But please don’t join from that site. Just use it the lean info and when you’re comfortable contact me, or contact Beth, or contact Lane. Let’s make sure all your questions are answered. And then let’s take the time to get you placed for maximum benefit.

Well, let me thank you for your time, and your attention. I know I went off for quite a while but I feel you deserve the time. After all, if you’re an honest, decent person, this program is designed for you. So do your study, do your research. I hope we hear from you soon.

Now remember, if you’re over 18, way too formal to call me uncle Lowell. Just call me by my first name, he, he.

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